But this sort of stuff always makes me lol:
Oh, and during my 5-mile evening run tonight, I directed my exercise through the main CMU campus, just to get a look around at things. There were throngs of people scattered about, all converging on a tent in the middle of the quad. It didn’t take long for me to discern what was going on. My face contorted, and it wasn’t because I was tired or hurt.
Freshman orientation. *shivers*
To any freshman who might be reading this, I apologize for my abrasiveness…but in another year, you’ll understand.