Warning: this video is 6:14 in length, and is literally more painful than watching a middle school dance.
While even the most mainstream media outlets are cringing at this veritable train wreck – even a self-proclaimed “Apple-hating bigot” rips this video to shreds – there are literally hundreds of awesome comments left by the readers of the Slashdot article, though I think the Washington Post commenter mentioned in the article’s summary hits the nail on the head:
If Microsoft had been put in charge of marketing sex, the human race would have ended long ago, because no one would be caught dead doing something that uncool.
Well played, Microsoft. Well played.